What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 03:18
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
HELLO
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Is the Shia claim true that Imam Ali was born inside the Kaaba?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Sure no problem officer.
{RING} {RING}
How would you feel if your girlfriend had dick pics on her phone?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Yes sir it is.
What can you do if you are a full-grown adult, but never experienced being a child?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
After a few moments he returns.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Is it possible to become homeless after being released from jail or prison in the United States?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?